Yay! First post! And for starters I just like to say a few things about myself.
I'm a BANANA! I'm a Banana! I'm a BANANA!!!!! (You have to sing it in order to understand it.)
Okay, now that I got that out of my system. I just like to explain why I am a freaking awesome banana (also a little get to know me kind of thing). First, I'm Asian, you can't be a banana unless you are! And everyone knows that Asians are the best! Right?? Yeah I thought so ! You totally agree! ^_^ Second, I was raised to be white. Its true, I'm first generation Asian-American (Cambodian to be specific) and I barely know the language and I am everything that you would expect a crazy drunk white chick would be with a hint of Ghetto. That's because I'm all WEST SIDE!!!
My occupation you ask? Like you really care BUT I'm telling you anyways! I work with fruit all day. And no I am not talking about gays. I'm talking about fucking fruit and veggies! I work in a grocery store in that produce department! AND LET ME TELL YOU! People who eat the food there without washing it first....GROSS. Do you realize how many times I dropped those grapes on the floor?? And just think of how gross and dusty the trucks they transport the food....Yeah not recommended! My boss happens to be this half white, half Japanese dude (who happens to be freaky tall might I add) who likes to call me a communist! And no I am not a communist! I just believe that I'm always right and you should just do what I tell you without any questions!
Whats my home life?? Well, I'm a mother of two little half breed children, which are more like mutts than half breeds. One is 5 the other one is 2. I got one of each, the boy being the older. I was thinking about having another one so I could have one of each but then I was like...."I'm not a very good mother type. So I think I'll pass....maybe one of them will be gay! I'm cool with that!" Oh and p.s. I'm 22, so you do the math. Yeah I had kids young and then I was stupid enough to marry their father. I don't recommend getting married. Period, Its stupid and a waste of time, money, and energy. I personally like fucking around, going out, getting drunk. You know, the normal shit 22 year olds do on their spare time. It would be nice to go back in time and tell myself to not be such a fucking skank and not get pregnant...but what can you do?
So what are these blogs are going to be about? Dude, fuck if I know! Probably me ranting on about some dumb shit and it's probably going to be very entertaining to you. Make you feel that your life is MUCH BETTER than mine and then prevent you from stabbing yourself in the eye. HEY DUDE! I TOTALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE!! Now pay me. Seriously. It would be awesome.
Anyways, stay tuned for more awesomeness!
BANANA OUT!
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