It seems like I go out a lot. Which is probably true. But we all need something to blow off some serious steam. Work is a bitch and home life isn't any better. So going out to the club or even just sitting your ass down with a pitcher of beer can and will be absolutely amazing! Oh and any place out there that serves hot wings or nachos is a plus. Love love love me some finger food!
But like every night out, there is always something that goes wrong and just blows your whole mood. Mostly for me the problem are the snooty girls on the dance floor. Yeah I don't care what the fuck your wearing for one. For two, I don't give a damn if your a better dancer then me. And three....If you fucking shove me again for no fucking reason I am going to stab your eye and make you eat the floor on your skinny ass!
Don't get me wrong. I love being able to dress up when I go out, but I dress up for myself. Because you know what?? I look damn good! But if your just dressing up to get the attention of guys and then pushing every other girl aside is just wrong. We are all here to have fun, not to be pushed around by a fucking 18 year old stuck in 12 year old boy's body.
Oh and the hair whipping. By the way sweetheart....Just because Willow Smith made a song that's about whipping your hair back in for doesn't mean you have to take it seriously and do it at the club! That shit is not very attractive and it hurts like a bitch. I mean, aren't you hot from having your ridiculous long hair down? You must be because your hair is beginning to sweat!
Speaking of sweat...Have you guys heard of DEODORIZATION??? You fuckers smell! If you sweat that much and start to reek, then maybe you should switch deodorant. And why do girls think that it is super hot to see a guy all sweaty? News flash...It isn't?\
If it wasn't so much of a party girl, a lot of other stuff could have really bothered me and made my night a bad one. But like I said...every night is a good night. And its even better when I get plastered! lol! True story!
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