Insulting? I think so. Now why is it that girls have to shave their legs to seem more appealing to men. But men can be as fucking hairy as a Yeti and its all honky dory?? That's some serious bull shit right there! Do you realize how much time I spend in the shower shaving every inch of my body to keep your sorry ass happy?? And then when I ask you to at least scrub under your ball sack we got some problems.
Men are just disgusting creatures. I don't have a problem with a dude that manscapes. If anything I appreciate that shit! Less time I have to pick hairs out of my teeth, the more fun the both of us are going to have in the long run. (Ha ha, I know graphic much??)
I mean, is it so much to ask for a guy to spend a little extra time on themselves to make it more appealing to women? And don't get me wrong, I like a guy with long hair (so I can fucking pull on that shit) and a mustache, but lets focus on grooming some of the other parts thank you very much.
And if your not, then don't fucking complain about me taking a long ass time in the bathroom. Yeah, the water bill may go up because I'm taking hour long showers....but hey I come out of there all nice and silky smooth! There is a price you have to pay when it comes to beauty.
I would love to dare a guy to do all the shit we girls do for them for just a week. You know what, even for one day. It ain't easy. So don't complain to me that my legs feel like fucking sandpaper because I didn't shave. I get lazy sometimes and I work like a beast. And sometimes I want to look like one! Lol!
Moral of the story? Don't piss me off about my looks or feels I suppose because I won't do this shit for a month. Lets see how attractive I am after that! Because I PROMISE you it ain't going to be pretty! There's going to be a Chewbacca in my pants and I'm gonna make you eat it! Hahaha......Yeah that was a little too graphic even for me!
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