I think the one that makes me laugh the most is when I was stocking bananas this short, old, chubby black dude comes up as says "Hey girl, your mighty strong. Wanna switch digits?" Now, not only what he actually said threw me off, but the fact that he had gold teeth threw me for a fucking loop. Yes....dude had GOLD FUCKING TEETH!!! WITH DIAMONDS!!!
So gross! But anyways...Who the crap says "switch digits"? That has to be the dumbest pick up line in the freaking world! I had to ask him what that meant. Which is either lame on my part because apparently I'm not "hip" enough to know what he's saying OR he needs to find a better line to use. Because that one is SUPER lame.
Another hilarious even was when these two old guys come up to me and ask me what I was doing that weekend. I told them that I was working (like every fucking weekend because I'm lame....) and they hand me this card. I looked at it and it was a room key to the Peppermill Hotel (or maybe it was Rainbow....) in Wendover. They both looked at me and started to giggle and said, "Well you should call in, get some of your girlfriends and join us! The room is already payed for and we'll treat you the whole weekend!" Lol! Didn't know how to respond so I kind of just smiled and said I'll think about it. But honestly I think those old dudes were just trollin' me.
But the creepiest dude that I have ever encountered is the "You dropped your hat" guy. He comes in the store at least twice a month and every time he sees me he comes up super close behind me and whispers "You dropped your hat." ......0_o.......
First off....DUDE PERSONAL SPACE MAYBE?? I don't like people creeping up behind me! Its super freaky! I mean unless your going to have sex with me (but I prefer to be aware that your coming towards me otherwise its rape....just saying) I do not want to feel your breath in my ears. Makes me shutter just thinking about it.
Second. This wasn't the only thing that this guy has done to me. The very first time I encountered this guy he went through my checkstand (back when I was a only a checker so you can imagine how long I've had to deal with this cracker) and he asked me out on a date. I kindly declined. Well dude didn't like that and started arguing with me and threatened to report me to my boss for being a bad employee just plain make up random shit to blackmail me into going out with him.
So to give you an idea of what this guy looks like....well here is the best example.
Yup...no joke. Creepy.
So gross! But anyways...Who the crap says "switch digits"? That has to be the dumbest pick up line in the freaking world! I had to ask him what that meant. Which is either lame on my part because apparently I'm not "hip" enough to know what he's saying OR he needs to find a better line to use. Because that one is SUPER lame.
Another hilarious even was when these two old guys come up to me and ask me what I was doing that weekend. I told them that I was working (like every fucking weekend because I'm lame....) and they hand me this card. I looked at it and it was a room key to the Peppermill Hotel (or maybe it was Rainbow....) in Wendover. They both looked at me and started to giggle and said, "Well you should call in, get some of your girlfriends and join us! The room is already payed for and we'll treat you the whole weekend!" Lol! Didn't know how to respond so I kind of just smiled and said I'll think about it. But honestly I think those old dudes were just trollin' me.
But the creepiest dude that I have ever encountered is the "You dropped your hat" guy. He comes in the store at least twice a month and every time he sees me he comes up super close behind me and whispers "You dropped your hat." ......0_o.......
First off....DUDE PERSONAL SPACE MAYBE?? I don't like people creeping up behind me! Its super freaky! I mean unless your going to have sex with me (but I prefer to be aware that your coming towards me otherwise its rape....just saying) I do not want to feel your breath in my ears. Makes me shutter just thinking about it.
Second. This wasn't the only thing that this guy has done to me. The very first time I encountered this guy he went through my checkstand (back when I was a only a checker so you can imagine how long I've had to deal with this cracker) and he asked me out on a date. I kindly declined. Well dude didn't like that and started arguing with me and threatened to report me to my boss for being a bad employee just plain make up random shit to blackmail me into going out with him.
So to give you an idea of what this guy looks like....well here is the best example.
Yup...no joke. Creepy.
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