Girls.

I think it's safe to say that girls run the world.  I mean, for one, they have that power over all kinds of men (except the gay men of course) because of that black magic center called their vagina. Lol.  A man will do anything to get to that.

But my question is, why the fuck do girls have to be so fucking crazy all the time.  For hell's sake I'm a girl and I have no idea why I have such crazy thoughts going through this pretty little head of mine.

For example.  When Cameron and I go to bed, we start cuddling.  Which is like the best thing to do after a crazy day of work and kids.  But then like 10 mins into it he lets go and rolls over to the other side.  And I'm like....

"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY MUST YOU RUIN A GOOD THING!?? I WAS FALLING ASLEEP!!! DON'T YOU LOVE ME????!!!!"

But my logical thinking is like....

"Oh his arm must be asleep.  And he usually sleeps on his stomach.  It is a more comfortable sleeping position than a 130 pound body laying practically on top of him. He needs his sleep anyways."

See.  Absolute craziness.

Why can't our logical thinking overthrow our emotional thinking?  I guess that would make us men right. Oh wait....Men's physical needs overthrow their logical and emotional thinking. That's right....

Oh.  And what is up with girl's obsession with "bad boys"?  Why do girls continue to swoon over guys who treat them badly, take their women for granted, and just is out right rude to them?  Honestly I love a guy that is going to worship the ground I walk on.  But hey that bad boy "look" doesn't hurt.

Anyways.  I see to many girls around me just settling for the guys that are just bad people.  Users.  Guys that incapable of helping themselves and basically looks for that "mommy type" girl to take care of them because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Hmm.... beginning to describe my ex. Ha!

But girls.  Your worth more than that.  If guys want a freaking mommy to take care of them.  Send them to their mother's house.  Your a mom to your kids. That all.  We carry the world on our shoulders, we don't need the extra weight.

So drop that son of a bitch.  (Yes this directed to someone if you didn't guess it) Your better than that.

Oh and ladies.  Find that guy that is going to be there for you.  Stop putting him in the friend zone.  And don't act all oblivious to the fact that he is so in love with you.  He sees you practically everyday.  Talks to you constantly.  Mind as well date the poor guy.

And don't give me that "Oh but I don't want to ruin our friendship!" crap.

Look.  Why do you think your guys' friendship is so good?  BECAUSE HE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT!

And what if he was the right guy for you.  The One. You would never know unless you find out.

So stop being such a fucking crazy ass person and just do it.

Fucking girls.

HA!