Why on EARTH did you cut your hair? I swear! You just want to look like a hobo child don't you!? And it's already bad enough that your grandmother dresses you up in clothes from the 80s and 90s. But now you have this ugly bowl hair cut that makes you look like your brother. >_<
Uuuggghhhh!! You make me so mad sometimes child.
You know what I'm going to do? Take pictures of this hideous hair cut, blow it up, frame it, and hang it up in the living room. So when your older and you start bring friends and boyfriends over to the house, they are going to see your stupid hair and make fun of you.
And when your 15 I'm cutting your hair super short while you sleep. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Serves you right for not listening to me when I say " DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!"
Love, Mom
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