I swear I am the most clumsiest person in the world. I hurt myself at work almost hourly, its actually really pathetic. It's actually gotten so bad that now people (well, mostly just my boss) calls me a pirate just because of the fact that I hobble around or limp when I walk.
That nickname started last week when somehow I hurt my knee and it swelled up three times it's normal size and I couldn't bend it. It was sad but super funny. And the crazy thing is that I had no idea what the crap I did to my knee for it to swell up so bad! But I'm pretty sure that I hit it pretty hard on the metal rafter things in the cooler. Go me right?
And now I have this weird bump thingy on my heel that really hurts when I wear shoes. So all day today I was limping around work like a tard face. >_<
But even though I have all these injuries, I still go to work every day and I work much faster then the guys. Which is really sad. I'm at like half speed and yet I get more shit done then all the boys.
Reasons why I am Boss. Yup! I rule!
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