Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
A Mother's love is always True.
She gave you life,
So treat her right.
Otherwise she'll give you a damn good fight.
When you piss her off,
She'll act like the cops.
And beat you until you drop.
And on this day in May,
We celebrate her by giving her flowers and candy,
And Oh GOD DO NOT FORGET HER BRANDY!
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